look, i know you're really excited to enter contests and win things. i'm really excited to give you free things. but i'm not quite ready yet. i think we're moving too fast. it's not you, it's me. well, actually, not me, but my web designer. i'm not sure why it takes so long to implement one simple feature. i'm going to go yell at him, and by the time i get back, this page should be ready.